Commodity DNA and Epigentics

I've been hard at work trying to orgasm to music and food . the reason why ? i want to be the first human to use the orgasm to steer human behavior in interesting new directions. I predict one day the orgasm will be used  and sold in pill form  a supplement . I want the orgasm to happen naturally after being charitable or  altruistic. So Im trying to orgasm after tipping
because i will train my dna to orgasm after a great song and dance i will be the first human capable of the orgasm to music and  because of epigenetics i'm sure  that my progeny will also posses this skill..this will make my progeny  talanted in a way that no other children will be . happier than other children able to experience joy more often than other children

This would mean my dna would become very valuable . kaching$$.DNA dollar amount and with the future of parents controlling what dna is expressed in their children  i think the ability to orgasm to music will be a desirable trait.. so im now off to market  my dna. it's proprietary it's all my own and soon if i can giz after a cheese sandwich  it may set the human evolution in a new direction . humanity using life  and all its consequences to enhance and fortify  the experiences and abilities of the next generation


i will need a research grant

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