Lights camera action..

ahh the words of the prophetic mr cheeks


dear Weiner
disloyalty is ugly from near and far
far uglier than a Weiner in all reality

besides everyone knows a dick pic is essential to on-line dating
dick pics see far more traffic than postcards of condemnation
i haven't seen all of wieners pics in fact what i saw was completely indiscernible im so sheltered

i just think it should be a brick dick pic whenever possible

ok boys dont press the flash button til yu gotta a salute


the erection is the worst distraction

i've been there my erection pops up like a hack jack n the box
always just in time to interrupt and distract from some cerebral project im embarked upon


so then i would have to traipse round the streets and now the internet all lopsided until a little imposed community service renders me clear headed enough to return to business

so this is how i used to do it on the pavement :

" can u help me with this? ( point back down at it ) cuz i gotta get bak to work."