Sunday, October 23, 2011

eXtreme Sports

i used to think most sports were antiquated ..from a different era.. as an adult i was fascinated, by fear sports and subsequent ego boosts and rewards although i would always miss the trophies inherent with competitive sports


sky diving
cliff hanging
gator belly rubbing
were among the few i was interested in because as you may have guessed i did go on and make several unique xtreme sports of my own
i faced my fears and im a better man for it

id think about how could I pursue a benign adventure .. that could could play with only a few other xtremo-files I mean everybody bowls video games hurt my hands



i call it I first board see the guy is the board and the first move has to be garnered only through joie de vivre .. you cant start performing fellatio ..not if your playing the game that would be a move in itself you have to avoid contact . a suggestion to retire to a more private place is a move ... why not meet at a restaurant ? .. ye and some guys are actually bold enough to make a vulgar first move even in public ( i hope they never become players) usually that's the crotch grab and im thinking there s an old lady right there hello

style and grace ..After they make the first move contact a distraction or other evasive action and garner score card nobody gets hurt your playing on a soccer field of fire and all alone ..
not very many guys gay or strait are willing to jump in on that game
talk intimidation sports

oh a great strategy professorize them

what's a sport that lots of other men would be terrified to pursue? supposing i don't like any women i wouldn't be terrified to flirt in public with them.. the fear factor would not exist at all .. first board has a limited shelf life because it mocks the silliness that people find terrifying i have another game exercising
public speaking

i suppose the fear factor would be there with women on women first boarding too albeit far diminished
im inventing more
i know a lot of other Americans like this
we have a dynamic and vivid humanity
it's why god loves us more
a game this sophisticated fearsome and clean could come from no where else


most guys would be TERRIFIED(it rattles the biggest of the biggest bootsies) of flirting with another guy in public even if only for fun you can bet the bank that most guys would rather sky dive

so i started flirting with men in public place and i would rack up points based on my proximately to other publicans and danger level of the board .. i was getting tremendous ego reward but very few dates you see i was just pretending to like guys for the sport .. i toss the fish back in water .. only after winning a first move getting the first move from the board was the goal .. well i had a decade head start so now i'l share it with the rest of you ..i'm giving up sports and arts for medicine and science


the funny part is that some of these guys actually thought that i was in love with them when we would inadvertently show up at other arbitrary settings

''Hey guy are you stalking me "

" can't get enough "

i would really pursue other guys that i really liked but first board is separated. boards im really attracted too throw me off my game
i've gotten jobs professional references and valuable information from boards
i have a vows of silence approaching but we will pen before then

meanwhile i should get back to weaving hope into miracles

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