Tuesday, May 29, 2007

What's Gayer than Fallwell and the Purple Teletubby -POLAND AND IRAN!!

THE ALIEN STAND UP SHOW
I CANT FIND A BETTER WAY TO MEASURE HOW GAY A SOCIETY ISTHAN TO SEE OR MEASURE HOW MUCH DETERRENT THEIR OWN LEADERS FEEL THEY NEED TO PREVENT GAY SEX FROM BREAKING OUT ON THE CAPITAL STEPS
IF YOUR 15 AND GET CAUGHT DAYDREAMING ABOUT ANOTHER MAN IN IRAN ONE COULD FACE A MYRIAD OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT SCENARIOS(IT'S HARD TO EXAGGERATE MADNESS..)
THESE CRIMINALS ARE SLOWLY GIVEN MILLIONS OF PAPER CUTS AND THEN THEY ARE DOUSED WITH ALCOHOL BEFORE BEING SET ON FIRE ALL THE WHILE STILL ALIVE AND THEY ARE FED TO STARVING DOGS. BUT YOU CAN RAPE WOMEN IF THEY ARE IN YOUR FAMILY IT'S ALRIGHT BY SHARIA
THIS IS THEN BROADCAST ON THE PUBLIC ACCESS HOMO HUNTING FAMILY HOUR FOCUS ..MAYBE THAT WILL STOP THOSE HOMOS ..(OR MAYBE WE ARM SOME OF OURS WITH VIAGRA AND SHIP OVER THERE)
ALL IM THINKING IS WOW THAT GAY SEX MUST BE REALLY HOT IN POLAND!!! .. HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING DO GOVERNMENT LEADERS FEEL YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THAT TO STOP STRAIT SEX FROM HAPPENING IN POLAND OR IRAN?
LITTLE DO THEY REALIZE THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY SAYING THAT GAY SEX IS THIS A HOT UNCONTROLLABLE THING IN POLAND AND IRAN THAT THEY HAVE TO WORK OVERTIME BECAUSE SOCIETAL OSTRACISM (THE SECOND BIGGEST FEAR-SORRY BUT WHEN YOU'RE OBVIOUS YOUR FEARS ARE QUANTIFIABLE)CHURCH AND COMMUNAL REINFORCEMENT
THE MIDEV-ILLEGAL POLITICAL SYSTEM AND ARROGANT NEANDERTHALS
SIMPLY ARE NOT ENOUGH
TO DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM ENGAGING GAYNESS?
WHILE HETEROSEXUAL SEX IS SOMETHING THAT PARADOXICALLY THEY HAVE TO BE STRONG ARMED OR SCARED INTO ? (THAT REALLY MAKES IT HOT BY THE WAY.. I ACTUALLY PREFER MY SEX FDA APPROVED)
STRAIT SEX ON SALE $5000 CASH BACK WITH DOWRY
IF I WAS JUST A VISITING ALIEN FROM THE PLANET x (YOU TRAITORS.. YOU IS THAT INS? THE IMMIGRATION POLICE? COWELL HAS MY PAPERS! I'M A PERFORMER FROM THE EAST)

(OK I'M BACK)
IT WOULD LOOK LIKE HETEROSEXUALITY WAS A COERCED AFFAIR IN MANY COUNTRIES ..
SO GO AHEAD POLAND AND PUT THE PURPLE TELETUBBY ON TRAIL .. HANG HIS PURSE ON FIRE FROM YOUR HEAVENLY CATHEDRAL MOSQUE
YES IRAN IM SURE THERE'S SOME MORE PRE-PUBESCENT YOUTH GOD WOULD LOVE TO SEE HUNG ALIVE FROM YOUR INNOVATIVE AND INVENTIVE FLAG (A CONTRIBUTION TO THE WIND)
GOD IS SO PROUD YOU KEPT YOUR PENIS IN YOUR PANTS THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD WORK HUH? MUCH HARDER THAN HAVING GENERAL RESPECT FOR LIFE OR PROMOTING THE REALIZATION THAT WE'RE DIFFERENT FOR A REASON
(DIFFERENT THINGS TO CONTRIBUTE WOULD BE BETTER THAN THE SAME THING NO?)
THEY TEACHING THAT ON THE 700 CHANNEL OF SPIRIT UNIVERSITY
PERHAPS GOD IS PAYING ATTENTION THROUGH THE GUT WRENCHING LAUGHTER
I WOULD NEVER SPEAK FOR GOD
BUT PERHAPS
JUST MAYBE
GOD CARES A LITTLE ABOUT THE COMPASS OF YOUR SPIRIT BECAUSE THE PHYSICAL IS TEMPORARY.
(ENJOY YOUR PRIVATES NOW FOLKS THEY AIN'T COMIN BACK). BUT YOUR SPIRIT EMBODIES YOUR CHOICES TOWARDS LIFE FORMS THAT GOD MADE FOR REASON .... THERE'S NOT TOO MANY CIVIL OR LEGAL DETERRANTS THAT WILL PREVENT PHYSICAL AROUSAL AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACT ON IT BUT ACTING ON THAT IS DIFFERENT THAN ACTING (OFTEN PREMEDITATED)
TO IMPOVERISH DEPRIVE OF OPPORTUNITY MURDER STARVE TORTURE MALIGN IMPOSE OPINION MANIPULATE OBVIOUS FEARS OR TO WORK DERISION TO YOUR PERSONAL ADVANTAGE
THEY CANT WAIT TO HAVE PEOPLE LIKE THAT EVER AFTER DEATH
MORE CRAZY LOGIC FROM A DEVOUT ALIEN
WHATEVER ONE IS AFTER DEATH HAS VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH THE PHYSICAL TOOLS YOU WERE ENDOWED WITH WHILE MORTAL SO WHY IS THAT SUCH AN OBSESSION WITH PEOPLE WHO SHOW AN EXASPERATING (EXHAUSTING) CONCERN WITH THE AFTERLIFE?
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S MORE NOBLE TO EAT OR TO WRITE OR TO BUILD WITH MY HANDS
BUT I DON'T THINK ANY OUTSIDE ORGANIZATIONS SHOULD BE DICTATING (IMPOSING) TO ME THE PROPER OR GOD ORDAINED USE OF MY HANDS BECAUSE SO LONG AS I'M NOT CHOKING THEM
OR DEPRIVING THEM OF FREEDOM OPPORTUNITY TO REALIZE POTENTIAL THEY WERE INTENTIONALLY ENDOWED WITH
THESE TEMPORARY FRUIT FLIES SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SPEAK FOR GOD WITHOUT EXPLICIT PERMISSION ..
HOW COULD SO MANY "BELIEVERS"LET SOME DIVISIVE NEANDERTHAL OFFEND THE CREATOR AND NATURE
HOW WAS THIS ALLOWED TO GET SO OUT OF CONTROL
(PERHAPS BECAUSE PEOPLE TRY TO HOLD BACK PEOPLE WITH REAL POTENTIAL- IMMORTALS LOVE THAT)
BUT I KNOW WE'RE ALL SCARED TO DIE AND ALL THAT FEAR HASNT CHANGED DEATH AT ALL
2 CONSENTING ADULTS GETTING BUSY IS NOT INHERENTLY ABUSIVE AND IS OUTSIDE THE BOUNDARIES OF THE TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP CIVIL SOCIETY SHOULD REGULATE .
BUT CAN WE HAVE A STATION IN THE SECULAR SLICES DEDICATED TO LAUGHING AT HOW ALL THE POOR ABRACADABRA HOCUS FOCUS NATIONS ARE STILL STUCK ON STUFF THE WEST CREATED AND LEFT BEHIND OR DON'T TAKE SO SERIOUSLY/LITERALLY ANYMORE -
TAKE THE ANGLICANS IN AFRICA-- WATCH YOUR SHRIMP CONSUMPTION
OH NOW THEY ARE OVER IN AFRICA TELLING THE DESCENDANTS OF THE ORIGINAL ANGLICANS HOW THE SHOW IS RUN -- GOD SURE DOES HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR
CAN U IMAGINE THE NOTE )(THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING FOR ME IN THE FIRST PLACE BEST OF LUCK WITH YOUR TEST SINCERELY
G)
WHAT WOULD THEY KNOW ABOUT THE BIBLE SAVE WHITE MANS BURDEN ?-IT'S EMBARRASSINGLY ILLOGICAL TO TURN AGAINST NATIVE GAYS IN YOUR OWN HOME SPACE FOR THE WORDS OF MORTAL MEN COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO YOU.
JUST TO COPE WITH THE INTENTIONAL MYSTERY AND FINALITY SURROUNDING DEATH..
FOR WHATEVER REASON
(SPEAKING AS AN OBJECTIVE ALIEN)
I FEEL LIKE GOD AND NATURE WANT ME TO BELIEVE THAT DEATH IS AS FINAL AND HORRIBLE AS IT LOOKS. AND IT ALSO DOESN'T SEEM THAT GOD IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO CONVINCE US TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE
( .. MEN AND BOOKS DO BUT NOT GOD .. EVEN IF THAT ISN'T THE END .. ISN'T THATS WHAT GOD AND NATURE WANT US TO BELIEVE OR BEHAVE LIKE ?..
I BELIEVE GOD EXISTS. THERE IS EVIDENCE AND GOD MAY REVEAL MORE WHEN WE SUBMIT TO COMPLETING THE TEST LAID OUT BEFORE US
THIS HERE PARALLEL WORLD WHERE SO MANY DECIDED TO SPITE THE TEST AND THE RULES AS NATURE AND GOD HAVE PRESENTED.
DISTRACTED BY MORTAL SPECIFIC BEHAVIOR DEATH PROCREATION SEX ALL WHICH IS IRRELEVANT TO THE IMMORTAL LIFESTYLE
IS THAT SUCH A HUGE LEAP OF LOGIC? HOW YOU TREAT FELLOW MAN AND WHAT YOU CONTRIBUTE IS MORE RELEVANT TO COMMUNAL IMMORTALITY( IT MAY BE HARD TO GET RID OF THE GUY/GAL WHO DOESN'T FIT IN)? THE HUMAN LIFESPAN 75- 80 YEARS AND YOU DON'T GET THAT IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME AND YOU WANT LIVE ON FOREVER BUT UNDER PRESSURE YOUR TRUTH SHOWS
YOUR SITTING AT THE TIMED TEST SATS STOMPING YOUR FEET AND REFUSING TO OPEN THE BOOKLET, BECAUSE THE TEST WILL END AND THE INSTRUCTOR HASN'T TOLD YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT(G THAT IS SO UNFAIR WHO WOULD CONCOCT SUCH A?..)
SO YOU CREATE YOUR OWN RULES INDEPENDENT OF THE FACT THAT YOUR SITTING AT AT DESK AND YOUR RULES ARE ALREADY DEFINED FOR YOU .. INSTEAD YOU FIGURE IF YOU STAY NEAT CROSS YOUR LEGS AND DON'T USE THE BATHROOM YOU CAN HANG OUT IN THE CAFETERIA AFTER THE TEST ..
DON'T BE MAD THAT THE TEST IS TIMED IF YOUR LAZY MAYBE THAT'S Y.
LORD KNOWS WHAT FANTASIES YOU'D PURSUE HAND IN HAND HAD YOU INFINITE TIME TO TRASH
AND GUESS WHAT YOU'D STILL FAIL RIGHT?- DONT WORRY THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR IT ..(GOOD COMPANY)
(AND TO THE DEPRIVED THE POOR THE GAY THE WOMEN THE DARK THE ETHNIC HAVE HOPE THEY KNOW YOUR PENCILS BROKEN)
I CAN BE POOR BLACK GAY FEMALE LOWER CLASS WHATEVER AND YOU CAN HATE ME YOU CAN KILL ME -(HASTEN YOUR OWN PREDICAMENT) BUT IF HE/SHE DISADVANTAGED DO BETTER ON THE TESTGUARANTEED YOU WILL ANSWER TO HIM/HER OR EVEN WORSE EVENTUALLY ACCORDING TO THE PRINCIPLE OF IMMORTALITY. (HOW ELSE WOULD YOU GET AHEAD OF HIM/HER..IGNORING THE TEST?)WHAT ASPECT OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR REALLY MATTER WITH COMMUNAL IMMORTALITY .. SOUNDS A LITTLE BETTER THAN STUDIO 54 ? MAYBE IT'S LITTLE MORE? ..
(...IS THERE ANY OTHER CONTRARY EVIDENCE?)
YOU KNOW I'M GOING DO A BLACK MANS BURDEN AND(I'M JEWISH ACTUALLY) IM GOING TO TAKE VOODOO AROUND THE WORLD AND I WONT FEED PEOPLE UNTIL THEY CONVERT TO VOODOO OR CANDOBLE OR SANTERIA .. BY THE WAY I WANT SOME GOVERNMENT FAITH BASED FUNDING FOR MY SANTERIA PROCLIVITIES BECAUSE SAVING NEANDERTHALS FROM ABJECT APATHY GETS EXPENSIVE
MAYBE ONE DAY PEOPLE IN IRELAND WILL BE TELLING ME HOW TO DO VOODOO
(THATS CRAZY RIGHT BUT SEX HAS A LOT TO DO WITH PREPARING TO BE OR BEING IMMORTAL?)


OK ONE LAST THING IN COMMUNAL IMMORTALITY MURDER IS NOT AN OPTION


EMBARRASSING BUT ENTERTAINING


Effective
IM PUTTING MY (BETTING) CHIPS ON REALITY

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