Saturday, April 25, 2009

Let's Get Imperial


America we can be Viking or Venetians

I swear if the DOW slips below 8000 again let’s attack our way out of this recession

War

Stop telling my generation we are just going to

have to settle for Chinese or Indian domination
We should start to project that we have

a sweet tooth for wars. Wars that will

ultimately decide the ranking of countries





Americans never settle

have you ever heard of

"premium virgin rice paper"
Eat that ....we don't make or buy cheap crap

The American middle class still has the potential to outspend the rest of the world we just need to alleviate some of the financial pressures they've been suffering under for over a decade now

We need to learn to celebrate our intelligista (scientists, engineers, researchers’ doctors) they are the real superstars for their innovations improve all of our lives in a direct and practical way

Everyone else is just an attention whore.. I want to be a star ... I want to be a star every young person I meet is on the same loop everyone wants some recognition


I have no idea who came up with the first aids meds or the tiny circuit chip for our ubiquitous cell phones but I know so much about paris hilton and donald trump

seeing what people endure to be on fear factor clearly we can use the star making machine to encourage doctors if we can get people to eat bugs on national TV

The media shoves a lot of information down your throat except its 70% trivial and they typically reward mediocrity

Can I get half the free promotion twitter gets?

Don’t take our peacefulness for weakness because we will peacefully eradicate you


Weapons
We also need to think creatively about weapons that

Don’t just explode but weapons that can do all sorts

of things that target leaders instead of nations

and villains instead of villages


Let’s Take George Bush's rhetoric and make it real

Let’s liberate countries and oppressed peoples for the sake of the human rights ( hell if we're not manufacturing cars anymore why not manufacture countries)


Just like George Bush said we should

if we gonna go down lets go down like the

Spartans in a blaze not a whimper


As much as people hate George W Bush the rest of the world doesn't want an
Aggressive china or empire of India

They’re just arriving at the table of civility and capitalism


America wants to spread prosperity and individual rights everywhere let us start building a world wide coalition

and we have to show the proof for

our purpose that these countries will benefit from

American intervention and that the

intervention wasn't some obvious assertion of

American arrogance and a fulfillment of selfish desires principle rather than a benevolent world wide

Principle..

We should intervene on behalf of the civilized world


Now more than ever it is prudent that we act more

aggressively to sabotage siege or ruin despotic

regimes






It’s important that we make these interventions on behalf of the rest of the civilized world and oppressed peoples to assert values that are accepted world wide by civilized societies

Of course we need to regain our credibility and

assert to the world that we will not go willy

nilly into wars ...however if the war is

relatively nationalistic as well as having clear

understandable benefits not only to us but to the

world at large then we should pursue regime change

when ..


what countries seems due a little intervention ? may I suggest north korea and

Zimbabwe and Myanmar

I want to take our aggression or aggressive

stance from Yosemite Sam to Bugs Bunny



We need to be more warlike but also more calculated in our endeavors

However we cannot compromise with barbarians or anarchists especially those that dwell among us trying to choose civility only when it suits their interests



Liberating Zimbabwe or Myanmar comes with no clear

benefit to us as a nation would send the world

the cue to dance to that song of free liberty GWB has

been dancing solo to all this time...

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