Embarassing story

so allow me if i may to tell you one


I was 16 and i was learning the windows platform on my brand new laptop
i got an error message that specified i had made an illegal maneuver of some sort and it scared me half to death soon after that alert and the shocking binging sound that accompanies windows error messages
i started hearing a louder longer beeping like and alarm
naturally i assumed the computer was reporting this illegal maneuver to the local authorities .. the beeping was unnerving

after unplugging and shutting down the system

the beeping went on and on 15 20 ...30 minutes i was so frantic that i had submerged the computer in a tub of water before i realized that my beeper/smartbeep pager was going off apparently i had a voicemail


mari8juana has consequences and why are error messages so full of shit

Help Wanted ghetto complainer

i find complaining unbecoming and yet i have a overwhelming caseload of complaints
I like appearing polite and graceful even when a situation calls for vulgarity so i need someone to complain on my behalf and this should be a Full Time salaried position with benefits
for i cannot allow myself to be marred in such muck and honestly no one person can have as many as i have
so i need vocal ghetto complainer replete with neck riding and sneer must be able to complain on que over the phone or internet and in person when necessary im just going to rub my thumb and you go at it so if you have a knack for complaining please apply