ladyface predator

i know y most do-eth neck jerk break dance

im way to soft-tee to be banging box braids and
i hardly try to keep them neat
so their all curled at the tips
its fukin girly

but i think its funny
im a living metaphor for nature the universe
nature is both male and female
god may b closer to that nature isn't always neat


you cant put nature in a a box


and call it an aquarium


this ladyface is a lesbian
but don't worry i don't wanna b a drag
i haven't seen women putting up a help wanted sign
and you cant be A list and hate your self
it will never work a real one is always going to eviscerate
u so love yourself
and your ladyface
besides i like guys bodies so i love my body
tho i haven't satisfied my breast fetish yet im sure thats going get more expensive

you have no idea what i will do 2 your man if he stands a chance

my applications office

is only a facade to impress the diversity hounds

you shouldn't be looking for love when your such an unaccomplished failure such as
i need a more substantial legacy of invention to further human improvement and living conditions


life is more than candy i need a vegetable connection to the world and humanity to look for love is quite the trivial pursuit. it s like living on candy alone ..love is the sweetness of life i know that but love is speed bump on your way to accomplishing big things its very expensive and quite exquisite


im like the dyke superhero its payback for doing girls so wrong for so long

pay me to fuk your ex boyfriend
im having having a summer sale
you know HE Dserves its ..iM gonna make it hurt
take pictures the works
im gonna him cry
look like girl fuk like a guy
after a few rounds up is down and left is alright and
and i love being uppers its more than a job its a career and i love it


hunting big game is dangerous
a lot of guys seek to rid themselves of the evidence of their indiscretions the evidence is typically me
very dangerous line of work-ing with bad boys

guys are like girls
they say they want this
but they really want that
i give them what they really want
plus im safe to approach
im quite the predator actually
and im hunting big game
i even do approaches
" You may be asked to evaluate my performance can i count on you to give me a ten"

i know there r some people holding their nose at the raunchiness of my humor but screw you you wouldn't laugh at anything anyway



im tougher than str8 boyz -Learn it the z makes it tougher
they start raising their voice and im going for the weapons here ye big bad wolf

how many guys gotta do that with their girls its scary
they are big bad boys and i have to keep a handle on them
and that cost money

you know how many arguments i have to negotiate and avoid physical confrontations therin


but i feel like honestly im tougher than str8 boyz they are out there hunting daffodils and bunnies and they often do so with automated weaponry, gps a manual the works
and they still come home hungry

im out there hunting king kong armed only with my Draids (Dreaded braids) and a few one liners
i get it done too
and im never hungry
im constantly raiding king kong and never tired
i eat well

( remember to insult str8 boys they don't get it enough yet ) who s out there doing it ? and they are collectively a study in funny


i tell my str8 male friends to stop obsessing about penis size because they do Ladies they're all shook up about it
Ive staked out a more masculine position on the apex of bootification than most of my str8 friends

my point of view
i could care less what my dates think of my performance or my size because im hardly trying to impress or please them them im just trying to do me and get down and they like it that ways sometimes girls do too
making love its a spiritual experience
but sometimes i forget who im fuking
even while im fuking them
i got to stop look and listen


wait wait wait hold up hold up
who r you
thank you
you are doing really good
i gotta put assterisks



also realized as i got older that a lot of guys that had small diks ended up having a lot of kids
as if they were trying to make dick point
it may not be big but it works or
don't accuse me of being a butch lesbian male impostor i

dykes r always fooling me 2
you cant put nature in a box
nature isnt always so neat


be proud for me i've finally conquered the all elusive niche market
and now ive got girlfriends so bad they strap on and fuk their boyfriends

and let me be the first to propose a constitutional amendment against such depraved behavior because when you like your job yu don't encourage competition


im not a suicider ima homicider the new gay anthem hook here's another

i don't fight i i fourth of july on your face

pedestrian kamikaze

i don't know about u but i hate mobile technology it was totally invented as just an excuse for self absorbed pedestrians not to look at me

Y oh why do i even try to match anymore ?
just so the whole dam world could go on ignoring my little red rapping hood get up

fashion doesn't come to me naturally for years i thought Goldman Sachs was a department store (Goldman Sachs 5th avenue)


i keep trying to remember hatred is bad for the skin

bumping by me and looking at your phone i will cut you kamikaze

in line anyway
hey don't watch me do that