Lights camera action..

ahh the words of the prophetic mr cheeks


dear Weiner
disloyalty is ugly from near and far
far uglier than a Weiner in all reality

besides everyone knows a dick pic is essential to on-line dating
dick pics see far more traffic than postcards of condemnation
i haven't seen all of wieners pics in fact what i saw was completely indiscernible im so sheltered

i just think it should be a brick dick pic whenever possible

ok boys dont press the flash button til yu gotta a salute


the erection is the worst distraction

i've been there my erection pops up like a hack jack n the box
always just in time to interrupt and distract from some cerebral project im embarked upon


so then i would have to traipse round the streets and now the internet all lopsided until a little imposed community service renders me clear headed enough to return to business

so this is how i used to do it on the pavement :

" can u help me with this? ( point back down at it ) cuz i gotta get bak to work."

on Polygamy

it is not of intrinsic virtue for the future to sustain 45 of 1 mans progeny

historical polygamy is a genetic metaphor for greed

Fines

fines are a violation of the equal protection clause of the constitution
ok and the point.. the equal protection clause tries to remedy the tendency of laws to protect or punish the population disproportionately

if mr rich and mr x both get moving violations.. they are issued similar fines however . Mr x has substantially lower income and assets than mr rich mr x has suffered far more punishment .. either fines should be income based or the punishment is unequal ..