Sermon on the SEEmenT Cell block

i believe they deserve an epitaph
i did an msnbc weekend
if places could kill
this place would be a nuclear weapon
so im watching meet the press and eating grits with eggs when .. attempted to purchase a 904 dollar ticket to Madison Wisconsin .. be an active role model my bank tweeted me back
" we know you can't multiply but can you count?"

u see before i was dumb and told the cops i was excited to go to lockup
so they fined my ass
this time i played the part and they put the fox in the henhouse
and i would give my sermon on the cement cell block


they didn't even hand cuff me during trans port but then they knew i wasn't going anywhere i was holding on to the chain gang

wait wait for me im coming now !i whip my hair bak

i was rather stoic in fact i was feeling my oats on several occasions
i mean they stik 15 heads in a 10 by 4 and they dont expect to catch murder one up in there ( chek my jail verbo) someone got to die up in here i need to stretch my knee cap cuz they wont stik u in that empty pack right there my bad son u gonna die 2nite i gotta kill u to make a point u the chosen one
i gotta stretch my legs when i sleep and i didnt have to murder one
move now and well litigate this when the sun comes up

my gosh i gotta tell you about the twins ninjaman(so pretty) and the homeboy with tight red satinz
i kno u kno that i peeped that that's why i was NOT letn yu get too big and hog the phone from my twins

i gotta cuddle

chek it yall i had F&^*n Harem
king of kings
hallelujah hallelujah(altogethernow)
lord of hosts (ok just the ladies)
king of kings and lord of hosts


and he shall reign
forever and ever


and its not that i don't appreciate all the dick sucking innuendo everyone does

but i was worried that my kitty was starving to death locked in my closet while im playing politics he's a bad kitty i woke up and he eating my cherry garcia
chocolate kills kitties ?ever
im just scared because my pussy is all locked up (u happy now)


dungarees should not have copper metal rivets on the sides i had to sleep sandwiched and legs crossed (braided) on that mini copper spike

quite frankly i was relieved i just didn't have the heart to kill a healthy plant
even though it was useless and causing me a tremendous amount of stress and paranoia
they were male plants and completely useless in the production or cultivation of mary jane however i had fallen for them deeply ALTHOUGH im so shallow I pour out all my love in to SIMPLE living things

In fact they were harmless and useless and actually harmful to the production of marijuana which requires an unfertilized female mj plant they grew vociferously until i had two that were 10 feet tall
judged individually on their own merits they would have passed scrutiny

but the plants were divided the cops were excited now im broke and its no joke its hard as hell to buy it don't try it ..
cause brown leaves
blow away

going green?
its been talking down to me since my birthday way back in june i didnt know what to do with it
the leaves are great for causing headaches if smoked or consumed after 2 years i thought that thing was Audrey 2 i kept thinking i was going to wake up and it would be choking me
FEED ME Chump
i wanted to kill it but i was scared of it
gee id like Harley machine riding around like i was james dean making on the fellas on the corner turn green!!
i tried to win the officers over with my wit and you will be happy to know that i did not do a very good job\
no one seen "little shop of horrors"?
i kno grow up xman i get it but there's a message in the music have fun with it

however i did stumble onto a simple way to inhibit cellular degeneration by protecting and reinforcing telomares (grasping for the fountain)

y protest god with your futile "immortailty now" banners


coincidentally my nickname is Macguyvis in lockup

u kno i gotta be a bad boy thats how i stay sexy
working out is expensive
its time for a reinvention
im going to turn this place into a gym i got the music and the mirrors
i can 180 so fast they wont even recognize me
Abra cadabra Alcibiades




the lesson invest in home security cameras simple web cam with motion detection software for the record if and when you enter my home you have become a movie star automobiles medicine cabinets because people lie even good people lie but cameras dont


but you know i don't want to revisit the past

lets not revisit the past and constantly re-litigate old arguments
i like to look ahead to the future and move forward
im still gonna miss this apt one day
like yesterday



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