Natures scary but by GOD WE'RE coming

One reason I believe in God because he made nature
way too scary


its sooo obvious he's trying to keep us here stuck in our tidy little lives

snakes sharks and super massive black holes

im going to build me a ship and by God we're comin

erection my happiness xpression

so im cleaning my partners pipes
really putting in work
and he looks up at me and says " r u having fun? cuz your face seems in agony?
i replied " dont look at my face your see that erection that's my expression for happiness!"