WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD..

PARENTS BEWARE OF METHAMPHETAMINE ABUSING PEDOPHILE ZOMBIES IN FLORIDA


THEY DON'T TAKE REJECTION VERY WELL

THEY HAVE AN INTENSE CRAVING FOR DARK FLESH

PARANOIA IS A SYMPTOM OF DRUG ABUSE/MENTAL DISORDER


THE ZOMBIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE POLICE STATION

BARRICADE YOUR CHILDREN INDOORS

DON'T LET THEM FEAST ON THE FLESH OF YOUR CHILDREN

"...and they were all consumed by the sins of flesh."

Dating Republicans

ok what happened last time we dated these crazy MFs

Most who get a chance to date a Merica
try to treat Merica good
but bad old boyfriend got a bad old plan
under the ribbon and wrap it's trickle down economics ..Again!

we know this scenario
once he gets with me
he will try to relegate or sabotage me
so that i have to deal with his abuse
and rapidly diminishing niceties
The Boyfriend Saboteur

so last time around
we got sucker punched in the face
and had our teeth handed to us

by off the hook riff raff bandits
under your watch
mean while instead of pursuing justice
you went through my phone
lost my purse
stole a bunch of cash
went overboard on the Bodega guy
who had nothing to do with the insult
so we had to part ways
so to prevent my new man from getting any wins and looking competent you've been lobbing Molotov cocktails at my family residence

you sure don't love me like Solomon would
you'd gladly shred me to pieces if i wont be with you (smaller government =smaller boyfreind)
is that real love ?

you're like my very own bobby brown
your the BF that trying to fuck me up so bad that
i can't do no better

"cut your hair order the super size" (though i digress)
and now you're back with a new 1 or just an old remix
U want me to kiss rich people's ass to no end
that's your plan


Well
Fuck you
you need to be dating a self hating bitch

and im not that



maybe you don't love me but i love me

you gonna start showing me some fucking respect or im not even going to acknowledge your incompetent madness
you'll be history channel

a daydreaming dinosaur
some throw back history channel induced nightmare im trying to forget

so come at me with your hat in your hand and way different plan
cause i would like to have 2 MFs competing for my love not one and and a frightening FrEnemy


and I'll never hate myself enough
to let you
make me
look and feel ugly again

love your self aMerica!!! i wanted to mention that i in no way know the true nature of whitney and bobby's relationship and adults are always responsible for their own voluntary actions bobby may not be a saboteur and it may be an easy methaphor but the boy friend saboteur is out their and

Jesus doesnt make the planes fly

Radical Rational
FINALLY DOMESTICATES THE AMERICAN BARBARIAN
little RnR

gotta new business idea:Domesticate Lemurs(THEY'RE ADORABLE)

and I'm back and I've arrived with a searing indictment
Finally im done Meditating
no more Vows of Silence
its hard to be silent and order pizza eddie murphy
there's a roll eat it (I'll forgive you only because of the SNL hot tub sketch)

i missed you so much bloggy



i miss whitney


But i hear
there 's safety net
that's a joke in anagram
net safety... is there?
there's no safety net
there's jet packs and glue traps
jet packs and fly swats

"Letters from the Ground: 'What happened to the net?' "



First of all (LOL.. it's at least the 20th thing im bringing up) i would liKe to articulate the radical rite (right with a te.. sorry if that's confusing deal with it ) new assault on religion

we of the true radical rite must declare war on religion and abject stupidity .. I've been debating the merits of organized religion and
i really cant stand it NEmore its like an ignorance virus that keeps using the fruits of education to spread itself ..I'LL BET U EVERYTHING THAT RELIGION WAS AGAINST BOOKS BEFORE IT BECAME A BOOK


religious men always knew the perils of recording religion
dangers which we are realizing today
DONT WORRY IT'LL BE A MOVIE SOON AND THEN WE'LL BE SCARED SACRED ABOUT SPEAKING UP AGAINST A CRAZY VIOLENT HOLY MOVIE
that no one has to watch to believe


BUT YOU CAN'T WORSHIP A MOVIE RIGHT? THAT'S IDOLATRY

now they want to use science to violently Tazer women's vaginae in Virginia that's what i heard/believe

they will vaginally tazer women in Virginia and Texas if they wont accept a life as baby dispensers

no one get irate over this

I keep hearing all these  theories about the down fall of Rome from lead poisoning to monetary policy .. But didn't Christianity happen to Rome??.. 

everYtime i see an overly religious person get on a plane or helicopter i think "will someone tell them?"

"JESUS  ALLAH  DOESN'T MAKE THE PLANES FLY"

hes moved on from our petty contemporary concerns
why don't we?
it's like Jesus broke up with us
and we are still dating denial

like slick rick santorum : YOU KNOW SLICK
REPUBLICANS WOULD NOT BAT AN EYE OVER ABORTING RETARDED CHILDREN .
THEY CRINGE AT THE THOUGHT OF TAKING CARE OF THEM(you should have a heart to heart with them on that subject you'd be shocked) SO THAT NEONATAL CRAP ONLY REMINDS THEM OF YOUR TOUCHED BROOD. YOU KNOW IVE GOT NO PROBLEM WITH CULLING THE STREET BROKEN but back to domesticating

CAN SLICK RICK FLY WITH OUT FUEL INJECTION LET JESUS' LOVE OR

THE DEVILS HATE CARRY HIM FROM STATE TO STATE SINCE JESUS/DEVIL IS SO

RELEVANT TO EVERYTHING

Jesus has moved on can you digest that?

if your waiting for Jesus to get your megaphone working for your next appointment condemning all things technical scientific mathematical and based on reason
. you gonna be waiting for nothing

they have already declared war on reason and nobody SAVE RICHARD DAWKINS is fighting back

would you get on a plane that flies based on the principles of faith or science?
Is the logic still so evasive?
WE don't have time to care bear the christian hearts of glass
you're gonna have to be tough grow up and join the adult party
we have to be competitive worldwide
life isn't a fairytale
i insist on a happy ending but spare me the melodrama

THEY SAY THERE'S 200 MILLION CHRISTIANS IN AMERICA WELL ALL ABOARD JESUS AIRLINES

JESUS AIR where liftoff and landing is in the hands of the lord
Jesus air jesus air
we'd love to take you there however
creationism cant make things work properly
but you don't need a plane ticket to faith travel

can you imagine hearing that way back in the coach cabin (Mitt Romney literally Can't)
beliefs don't get that plane in the air


so if you have a problem with science and contemporary thinking then don't use it any of it go live on faith alone... faith and freedom

freedom from material things
don't you know you have a right to blight

at least the Amish keep it half real
but even they use tools of some sort
hell the wheel should be held to divinity
but hardly gets noticed under a horse ..
when it comes to moving carriages around we decided to forgo faith we took God out of moving carriages
they should be forced to depend on God for everything  .. no half stepping in America

and we thought we took god out of moving government
.
you're all just as atheist as Dawkins your just not admitting it to yourself
ok then forgo the wheel and all the other tools that excise you from the Lord.
give yourselves to nirvana for all i care cause you'd be useless after that
or you could contribute to the Human Theology
this patchwork of progress
based and borne from True Goodness and Honest Observations


UGANDA (don't let slick rick bullshit fool ya) JESUS DON'T MAKE THE PLANES FLY

and you MFs need planes more than most others


another perfect example of a third world country desperate to be first world and choosing religion as the vehicle .. well that was the wrong answer..
stupid MFs KLMFAO

don't worry there's plenty of room for failed states
the right answer is more difficult
what kind of advice were you expecting from southern missionaries you Dumb Mfs thought they were really out to help you LOL

math and science that's what makes you a first world country that is the correct answer


better luck next generation maybe they'll figure it out meanwhile hunting witch children and hating homos isn't going to help your economy

embarrassing that we still promote this junk food misinformation
introducing the uncompromising me : how do you like?
im here to destroy evil
in the meantime
im not here to win evil over
im here to ridicule evil
wherever its hiding to
shame it in the limelight
and im not going in
without an army behind me

and i could feel all of you pushing me
to say it like this and keep it real as the rain
I didn't go to fire and back to end up strange fruit in Wicked Wonderland
White Americans may i remind you that white people everywhere out side of the country have moved on from the notions of potions

and your now jumping at the opportunity to look like the dumbest
amongst us
and that's going to scare white people everywhere
looking forward to an American snob brain drain
it can happen
genius is always treading free from barbaric theology

shh i wont tell anyone
you still have time to get it 2gether before Uganda
they'll probably endure a few violent wars o'er faith/belief
which ironically totally negates the birth control/abortion obsession/witch hunt

the inherent violence totally negates the obsession with birthrate
sex and violence got married in western religion


western religion is also completely illogical
as with the 72 virgins scenario

why is that western religion demands you make certain payment/sacrifices in life for heavenly or after life rewards/endowments

like that 72 virgins crap
Y not make the sacrifice after death
since you reap the reward after death
who would make payments on a real house in this realm
if they got the deed in another realm of existence

Y not make the payments/sacrifices after death
since there so much rewarding going on after death
if there is time to reap rewards after death
theres time to make sacrifices after death
ironically you think money is too real to play with like that

Money didn't evolve from dinosaurs


From the moment we made the first stone axe we were kicking God out of the equation for whatever we intended to use that tool for

we must find another vehicle whereby people can have a crazy reaction to their own mortality
which is inherently selfish
consider the common good consider the community
and have some civility when facing mortality
because that nobility is elegant and beautiful
BTW we're all going through it too
an infinite has come before you
just as unfulfilled
just as yearning
2 feast in the present is better than
bearing false witness
stop crying for yourself and be productive
or be wild as you wanna be
out in the wilderness
but spare society
save that for the rationalists

Verdicts in
and organized religion
just isn't a warm enough blanket for the perpetually miserable/insane