locked in

It's the romantic phase /,all good music and smells . Imperative yo keep a cool head about things .  Upon awaking I unentangle myself and head In to the dark 

 in the direction of the exit door  I feel  the padlock 

ai revision

I had a real nemesis once, back in New York. When that chapter naturally ended, I celebrated. I even made dancing videos. If you've ever had a true adversary, you'll understand the satisfaction 

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ction of finally closing the book.

Florida, though? Jacksonville is too small to produce a worthy adversary. Instead, it produces obsessive, unemployed copycats with too much time on their hands. Imagine  a southern version of me, non chalant donning  way too many accessories  for this climate leggings wrist bands ad fingerless gloves.  Off the wall  ?. watching someone mistake imitation for identity. If you know me in Florida, you probably already know exactly who I'm,    

 talking about. Last y

ear she hacked into my Facebook messenger and was soliciting funds from friends and family.  Why would I ask for money to be sent to some other person. If u know me I'd sooner gargle glass than ask anyone I know for funding. Knowing me is a benefit not a burden. FB friends If ever my profile asks for money call the police because  something serious is wrong. Fortunately the account thief petitioned some friends and family that knew I would never panhandle profiles and started flagging the account and calling my  phone.

The gay community down here is so small it sometimes feels almost incestuous. My shadow ends up chasing people I never even bothered to pursue. She's the consolation prize I never claimed. If I wanted to return the favor, I'd have to work my way through the same crowd—and honestly, I'd rather avoid the drama, the theft, and the herpes.

My prediction? One day she'll fly face-first off her broomstick into the woods. If that happens, I'll probably feel sorry for her. I won't dance. She wasn't a true enemy—just a misguided pupil. A crossed eyed self hating bottom boy

Her biggest mistake was trying to become me. And asking everyone I knew for money

She failed because she copied the surface instead of the source. I draw inspiration from obscure history, overlooked ancient art, and forgotten ideas. I'm always presenting something original. She's inhaling MTV, injecting TMZ, and her sexting her way through my contact list, cheers here's to hoping proximity becomes personality

Artist is authentic 

We're similar in exactly one ridiculous way. As kids, we both decided typical peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were ubiquitous and dull. We choose to innovate just took very different artistic paths. It's hard to judge artistic expression and yet it's done daily

I abandoned the jelly. Peanut butter with real maple syrup from a glass bottle and honey. Or peanut butter with chocolate frosting, spread as thick as possible.

Try 

My Rtistic childhood friend from New jersey Lara  of Laras Cafe used white fluff with peanut butter and  can u guess her race?  She also would take banana and spread it against peanut butter . Both innovative and digestible

but the missfit

She threw the peanut butter and jelly into a frying pan.

Hot grape jelly.

A crispy burnt PB&

That's not innovation. That's a culinary abomination 

Get off MTV, queen.

And produce tasteful art

I keep producing good deeds.

She's probably moved on to stealing someone else's personality by now, probably you reader .  Right now she is  wiping her mouth just like you do, after servicing that mistake you made last week to get a free lunch 

At the end of the day, it's good to wake up with something to laugh about. It feels good to be alive. Every day is another opportunity to enjoy yourself.

You're all welcome on my list.

No digital panhandling 

I had a secret nemesis in high school

This time on paper at least there was no way I was going to win he had every advantage.

His face was absolutely proportionally perfect like me it was mixed before I had a blonde change and a brown tint he already had a reputation that was The Ladies Man and I was desperate to protect my seventh grade relationship and a girlfriend from him. Fortunately he wasn't interested in stealing my girlfriend from Horace Mann but he couldn't stand me either and compensated for this by stealing my best friends on  three different occasions throughout high School. My first best friend he took right away in 7th grade upon arrival Andrew i have to protect him but my schoolmates know and I needed like a permission slip from beta I will not protect that friend theif to see him ever again took him completely from me quickly and by virtue of this action made him popular too I was not yet popular I had to prove myself prove that I was interesting cool and all the other things he was in private school from kindergarten and he was already established in his popularity. I recovered somewhat and started a valid passionate allencompensing friendship with a girl named Maria. We started a motley crew of mixed up ind duals who shred  nothing in common. I think I loved her Maria she was smart misunderstood and just needed a little investment. Then at the end of 9th grade he swiped in and took her completely and quickly away from me .  He would dangle them both like gaudy earrings at me for the rest of high school. The taking of maria .it was epic  it was blatant and nefarious and it built up a lot of good will towards me and the abandoned motley crew.  Erica Maria's other good friend and I forged ahead trying to hold the crew together. Erica was absolutely  amazing. The more I got to know her she didn't disappoint. She was so cool dating. 27yo meth dealer when we were I v10th grade God forgive me I'm changing her name . Erica m is not her name it's merica stanovich. She had more street cred and experience than anyone inThe whole school saw what beta teachers everyone did even the seniors looked at me pitifully but he was so strong socially that even a popular senior wouldn't confront his lanky 9th grade ass about it. Finally a year after graduation and he struck a fatal blow fucking both  a list girls within weeks of each other causing a. Irreparable rift that dismantled the most powerful a list girl squad that ever graced the halls of ethical culture. They were fucking legend and with me we accomplished some of the most regrettable acts ice ever engaged in  and we got away with it . You see it wasn't proper for maria to be hanging with boys all the time especially but they passed her around in the weekends. Girls will rally to burn the slut witch . U could feel the climate and so I had a plan me and Erica approached the a list girls dan and Chris and proposed they help us make maria bald. I promises them I could deliver her entering the lunchroom bald after sabotaging her shampoo during PE. This conspiracy would involved nearly every girl in my class and several in the class above me.  People still likes maria but her ruthless abandonment of me and her crew for beta was seen as opportunistic and vulgar. They all covered for me and I delivered in the beginning 10th grade  maria walked to the lunchroom and let out a cry like Carrie as hel beautiful hair  fell in whit ooze to the floor . I promised bald and he was down to an inch or two .  From then on  I just felt bad for what I did to maria. And vowed to try to apologize own up reconcile after graduation when beta and the politics no longer applied . This I did at age 26 and I love her til this day. Beta wouldn't and couldn't punish me for this because soon my popularity capital would surpass his  I would be a celebrity vid the private school circuit a big. Name fro Dalton to Hotchkiss . He would nevé be able to punish me or steal my crew again. But he would have revenge on the alist a girls for their role  and that would anger me to this day. My blow up to controversial gay icon would happen at the end of sophomore year toward the end of tenth grade Erica left private school and I fell in love madly in love with a Dominican artist and extraordinary character named Charly. He looked like a real man and beta looked like a pugeincheated Poindexter by comparison I did what no a list girl could dream of doing return to school with boy on my arm that could run circles around beta with his chiseled manly jaw and perfect curly fro his exhuberant fashion and perfect smile boy to mention a great ass and huge dick. He was m

y everything for so long I never lived and loved so strong ever since 

community of willing

A powerful group of moral crusaders is using the technology of these times to correct those individuals guilty of violations the law simply doesn't address.

Toxic. Harmful individuals  deemed worthy by  unanimous votes for action by the network.

Toxic harmself exploitative and opportunistic individuals who escape scrutiny and justice . A new day has dawn and the cows are at your door behind the screen under the bed and the next breath....

reciprocity the canniver

A curse should be based on a value or principle too important not to defend . Not just petty slapstick. A well defined value or principle.

Reciprocity is a principle that becomes so valuable as u enter adulthood. When people take or accept or request assistance from certain individuals and then when they are doing well help other individuals. When opportunistic gals and  fellows  accept gifts opportunity  and experiences from paramours with whom they have no intention  to indulge . Waving off the debt and guilt of their acceptance  of real gifts , opportunities and experiences with worthless vocabulary 

When people take opportunity from friends that they use to meet new people but the never introduce that friend to anyone new .  They are generally such vacuous spirits they don't even recognize how much they take during the course of their lives. And rarely do they recover enough to help those who help them but when they are canniving  they don't recompensate because of superficial excuses that do nothing to improve or remunerate the specific indivuals they leaned on when they were in crisis. 

They caused hardships and inconveniences. Like staying with a friend and fucking that friends dates  and friends .   Cause they needed a place plus plus . How do u avoid jail time 4 that  it's crazy. 

People are serving time for conspiracy forgery

 Then. Stepping off like they don't owe that person anything. For the inconvenience opportunity and betrayal .Many people when they recover their fortunes will just buy new friends since they already have the suckers who helped them in the bag so to speak. 

 I  like hosting groups and bringing different folks together various friends enjoy it. As well as we know the rules if you like to eat at the pot luck you should bring food. If u like to socialize at my house it's because it's a group effort me and my friend s are bringing new people all the time and that keeps it fresh but if u arrive alone and socialize but never bring anyone you won't be entering in the future

These are lifes vampires . Can u imagine the hell it would be to spend an eternity with such a canniving opportunistic vagabond. Its rare to find someone who asserts they have a right to that sort of abuse. But when you do

  A public curse and actionable commitment by cows to justice is wholly appropriate 

n3mesus

  A beautiful eulogy.

I have a florida nemesis and yet Jacksonville is too small to produce a nemesis worthy enough to challenge we. I did have as nemesis in New York but and when that died I danced even made  dancing videos to commemorate. Yes I dance upon the death of my real NY nemesis . But florida produces tan obsessive multiple personality jobless copycats.  Imagine me with nothing to do during the day and too many accessories for a southern city. Of course if u know me in Florida we all know who this is.

gay relationships down here are pretty much incestuous it's a small community but this bitch trolls fags I forgot to fuck. Like my plan bs that I never got to cause I. Busted in plan A. This bitch is the consolation ride . I wish I could  do the same thing and like fuck the roundabouts she fukd I just don't want to get robbed or herpes .

 Prediction she's going to fly face first off  that broomstick into the woods and of course il feel sorry 4 her and will have had nothing to do with it..I'm not going to dance because she was just a misguided pupil. A cross eyed  bad student. She was failing to

 

Be

 ME

 she's failing to be me properly. I. Get Inspiration from obscure historical and ancient

art so I'm always forging an original authentic path.  She  is inhaling mtv  injecting tmz and  fucking everybody on my contacts list.  But we're similar

To elucidate this point  we both found pbnj sandwiches boring and ubiquitous as adolescents. So we took two different approaches to spicing them up. This is the hard part of judging art and yet it's plain to me which is the more valid Renaissance

I chose to drop the jelly and do peanut butter with real glass bottle maple syrup and honey. Or peanut butter with chocolate frosting both applied thick as possible

She chose to put the peanut butter and jelly in a frying pan and cook it 

Im sorry hot grape jelly.  That's as bad  an art if there ever was 

a crispy hot pbnj

Get off the mtv queen

And like that abracadabra I turned a cunt into an icon

I just keep producing good deeds

. I wish her well  she's probably got ur list too and is wiping her mouth from That mistake you made 2 get a free lunch.  All in all Its good to have to something to wake up for.

It feels good to be alive every day is an opportunity to enjoy yourselves hey you're all Welcome to my list. I tend to move on rather expeditiously. I'm a dog I'm a Smut

Cunty

Even with  celebrity and wealth 

Cunty is just unfuckable 

ur welcome

 i reply to  all compliments

"you're welcome "

tis an honor to be in my grace

plagiarism

Suffice it to say my coalition of the willing have been informing me of thE rich powerful sexY comedians who have been plagurising my content on this site over the years this plagiarism is actually rather easy to prove because if they say the joke on TV or in public and their joke is rendered years after I published it on the website it's a fairly easy thing to prove but I work in the industry and  make good money so I've never felt the need to pursue  legal recourse but for some reason I waited so long to struggle financially and I have to raise money to fight for good causes. Utility and food.simply fucking the sexiest joke stealing comedians and show producers at the w hotel u know who u are will not suffice however those actors have already paid for their plagiarism but the rest the shows the females and the ugly ones will be hearing from my agents shortly and restitution will be forthcoming as I seek out new revenuee streams to support my ever expanding responsibilities if you spot any any plagiarism or slightly altered jokes content I wrote on the site note is all original authentic and not inspired by any other comedic writing or performance these examples of blatant plagiarism ultimately steer people away from truly gifted content creators and towards parasitical Middle Men talentless suit stuffers idiots sin integrity and vacant personas. Who are probably victimizing a whole range of originators.

equal protection

Blanket flat fines and liens levys by government or punitive liens fines by governments are a violation of the equal protection clause of the constitution. Which states that's citizens  will be treated equally in the administration of legislation. The equallity is abolished when the aforementioned levies are concerned because of  th fact that in a world where assets and income vary disparately . The fines being indifferent to this fundamental attribute of a capitalistic society are indifferent to the wildly variable punitive outcomes . In other words a rich person and poor person commit the same traffic violation the póor person is punished disproportionately more by a 500 dollar punitive fine than the rich person the application of punishment is unequal and is in violation of the constitution.  A remedy exists in Sweden

Fines are based on assets and in income and are a small proportion of the aforementioned 

which actually remediates equality and fairness in thier justice system and legislatures dont simply focus on  how to perpetually increase and expand what is criminal and what is a violation. It's nice to see legislatures working on behalf of their most vulnerable constituents.

laws for the financial class

What happened to money when you transfer money from an investment account or cash app on external account to your checking account and it takes five to seven business days to complete the transfer that's if you want to complete the transfer without paying a 15% transfer fee to a third party or a subsidiary of the bank. 

Years ago I purchased the car with my Bitcoin earnings I was fortunate enough to be able to purchase the car for cash it took me a day to turn my Bitcoin into Cash on cash app that was long enough the following day I went to the dealership and I was ready to pay for the car with my cash-app card however the sales agent recognized that I had a Wells Fargo account and said that they would rather I paid with my debit card from my Wells Fargo account so I quickl and went online to transfer the money from cashapp. to my checking account to Wells Fargo and I didn't realize I had pressed the free option which meant that it was going to take seven business days from that point for the money to reach my checking account I thought I was going to leave with the car that day and the truck I arrived in was in no condition to take me back home the $27,000 I was prepared to pay for the car was now in Twilight zone I had no access to it it wasn't mine my net worth had diminished by that amount and I wouldn't have access to it for at least a week because I failed to pay an unnecessary transfer instant transfer fee. 

How how is this a viable legal  business model? is it  not just abuse of power and a divorce from the fiduciary responsibility inhéntvin the to role of financial caretakers..vis someone literally taking my money and carrying it to the next instant financial institution why on Earth would it take that long to transfer money digitally in the age of digital ascendancy this sort of immoral punishment for not paying more to some kickback scheme should be illegal it's an abuse of power it's immoral it's an unethical and it really does hurt the consumer but while legislatures focus on criminalizing everything that working class people do I don't think that this is even an illegal consideration or something tha would be created to protect consumers because financial and immoral actions are just accepted and acquiesced while the immoral actions of middle and lower class institutions and groups of people are legislated and prosecuted how is holding my money unless I paid your friend a few percent for a week not just another method of strong arm mafia style financial bullying.

Who owns these transfer fee comupanies how much money is being made from these transfer fees. And what happens if I experience an emergency. When my  money is in purgatory?